Whose Hello is It Anyway?

In this quirky interactive text-based game, players take on the role of a cynical greeting card writer who is thrust into an absurdly competitive world of social media influencers attempting to claim their 'hellos' as the latest trend. As you navigate through a series of ridiculous social scenarios, you'll encounter bizarre characters such as a self-proclaimed guru who exists solely to spread positivity, a rival who has trademarked every popular greeting, and a talking cat with an existential crisis. You must craft clever comebacks, witty responses, and engage in humorous banter to win your followers and take back the meaning of greetings. The decisions you make will lead to wild outcomes, unpredictable friendships, and the hilarious mishaps that arise from misunderstandings in this satirical exploration of identity in the digital age.