Whose Hello is it Anyway?

In this offbeat interactive text-based adventure, players traverse a bizarre world where greetings and salutations have profound consequences. As the newly appointed 'Greeting Inspector,' you find yourself in a city where greetings dictate social status. It's your job to identify the source of increasingly odd greetings that cause strange events around town—from sending residents into spontaneous laughter to causing entire neighborhoods to inexplicably burst into song. With quirky characters, unexpected plot twists, and eccentric dialogue options, players must navigate bizarre interactions, solve humorous riddles, and ultimately decide which greetings to endorse or ban across the teetering spectrum of civility. Laughter is mandatory, and you’ll have to be careful; one wrong ‘hello’ can catapult you into an alternate dimension of absurdity!