In this laugh-out-loud interactive text-based game, you play as a quirky private investigator in a bustling city where people's greetings have become mysteriously stolen. As you solve absurd cases tied to the bizarre disappearances of everyday salutations, you'll meet an eclectic cast of characters—from a paranoid barista to an overly enthusiastic conspiracy theorist. Interact with them through dialogue choices that can lead to unexpected plot twists, hilarious snags, and zany outcomes. Use your wits to uncover who, or what, is behind the vanishing hellos, while making sure to keep your comedic timing sharp.