Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

I always thought my greeting was bad—turns out, it's a crime against humanity!

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In a world where greetings hold the key to social standings, you play as Harlan H. Hello, an unassuming office worker who accidentally discovers a conspiracy surrounding the world's most influential greetings. As you navigate a series of increasingly ridiculous situations involving shady etiquette experts and comically failed introductions, your choices influence the unfolding of events. 'Whose Hello Is It Anyway?' combines humor, intrigue, and a dash of absurdity as you gather clues, forge alliances, and, of course, perfect your own greetings to outwit your foes.