In this quirky interactive text-based experience, you play as Max, a jaded and snarky professional greeter at a top-secret government facility disguised as a run-of-the-mill hotel. Your day takes a wild twist when you discover that the guests aren't what they seem; they are interdimensional beings masquerading as humans and are in a dispute over whose turn it is to say 'hello' first upon arriving. With your razor-sharp wit and the help of your eccentric co-workers, you must navigate through a series of zany conversations, misplaced greetings, and a backdrop of cosmic bureaucracy to uncover the truth behind this absurd etiquette mystery. The choices you make will determine how successfully you unearth the secret to intergalactic social interactions, all while dodging ridiculously humorous conflicts and ensuring the greeter union doesn’t go on strike! Are you ready to greet the challenge?