In this wacky interactive text-based adventure, you play as a professional greeting consultant in a world where every introduction and salutation might change the course of history. You travel to different neighborhoods, each with its own eccentric characters who have unique styles of greetings. Depending on your choices about how to say 'hello,' you can create friendships, incite rivalries, or even trigger bizarre scenarios! Will you end up in a dance-off, a pie-throwing contest, or would you rather say 'hi' in a melodramatic way that leads to a soap opera ending? The fate of each neighbor, and perhaps the world, lies in how you choose to greet them.