Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, players step into the absurd world of 'Greetings,’ a realm where the greeting habits of different civilizations shape the fabric of reality. As a rookie diplomat for the Intergalactic Bureau of Greetings, you must navigate a series of increasingly ridiculous social customs to resolve an escalating conflict sparked by a misunderstood 'hello' between two alien races. Each choice you make influences not just your relationships, but the very greeting etiquette across the cosmos. Will your attempts at diplomacy succeed, or will you bungle it hilariously?