Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In this absurdist interactive text-based comedy, players take on the role of a hapless barista at an otherworldly café where customers can order their greetings instead of food or drinks. Each shift, you encounter a bizarre array of characters from different dimensions—sentient objects, time travelers, and even mythical beings—each with their own eccentric way of saying hello. Your choices determine the café's reputation and the friendships you forge, leading to unexpected plot twists and hilarious misunderstandings. The goal? To master the art of greetings while uncovering the café’s strange truths and the secrets of its customers.