Step into the shoes of a slightly neurotic greeting card writer who wakes up to find that their life has become an unfunny sitcom. In this wacky, interactive text-based adventure, players navigate a chaotic world where the greetings they choose change the lives of everyone around them. Each interaction leads to absurd and unexpected scenarios, from a town meeting where everyone must say 'hello' in increasingly bizarre ways, to a dinner party that spirals out of control thanks to a poorly timed greeting. Develop relationships, craft hilarious greetings, and figure out whose hello (and life) you’re responsible for ruining—or saving!