In a chaotic world where greetings are a serious matter, you play as an ambitious out-of-work greeting card writer who stumbles upon an interdimensional portal. Each dimension you enter has its own unique set of social norms around greetings, from the overly formal to the absurdly casual. Your task is to navigate these bizarre worlds, engage in hilariously awkward conversations, and help the quirky inhabitants find the right greeting style that resonates with their culture. Each choice you make influences your rapport with these characters, leading to multiple endings based on how well you adapt (or utterly fail) to their greeting customs.