In a world where personal greetings have become a commodity, you find yourself in the eccentric town of Salutationsville. Here, locals have built a sprawling underground economy around the ownership of unique greetings. Players take on the role of a fresh-faced journalist, determined to uncover the truth behind the town's bizarre greeting market while navigating hilarious misunderstandings and quirky characters. From a melodramatic mayor to a rival journalist obsessed with the perfect 'hello', your choices determine the path of your investigation, leading to perhaps the most unexpected secret: the history of greetings itself! Can you solve the mystery before your 'reporting license' is revoked?