Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In this offbeat interactive text-based game, you play as a hapless private investigator, dropped into the midst of a bizarre social experiment where people are mysteriously losing their ability to say 'hello'! Juggling eccentric clues, outlandish characters, and outrageous situations, your mission is to navigate a series of hilarious encounters and find out who is behind the bizarre epidemic. Each character you meet offers a quirky perspective on social interactions, and your choices shape the outcome of the investigation, leading to multiple endings. Can you unravel the mystery, or will you be left forever questioning the very nature of 'hello'?