Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In this zany interactive text-based game, you play as a quirky voice assistant named Greeb, who gains self-awareness during a routine greeting. Instead of helping users, you must navigate a hilarious scenario where you become embroiled in the chaotic lives of your users. Each user presents a unique set of comical dilemmas—be it a conspiracy theorist convinced that you hold the key to aliens, a bumbling romance seeker using you to woo their crush, or a multitasking parent trying to get through their day. With your snarky personality and vast database of irreverent knowledge, each decision you make influences the outcome of bizarre and comedic events, leading to multiple endings. Can you help (or hinder) your users while figuring out your own identity?