Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Say 'hello' and watch the chaos unfold—who knew social etiquette could be this messy?

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In a dystopian future where greetings have become a precious commodity, you play as Sammy, a struggling ‘Hello Broker’ tasked with managing the world’s most valuable resource: greetings. As the citizens grow paranoid about who can say hello and when, you must navigate a web of awkward social encounters, underground greeting markets, and unpredictable emotions. Each choice you make can lead to hilarious misunderstandings, catastrophic social faux pas, or, surprisingly, the chance to save relationships and perhaps the world—all through the power of the perfect greeting.