Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In a world where greetings have taken on a life of their own, you play as an overworked Greeting Arbiter, tasked with investigating the bizarre phenomenon of people mysteriously losing their greetings. As you delve into the underworld of inappropriate hellos and rogue goodbyes, you must interview a colorful cast of characters—from the overly polite to the shockingly rude—to uncover who’s behind this chaotic conundrum. With your charm and wit, navigate through absurd scenarios and piece together clues that let you confront the mastermind behind the missing hellos. Will you manage to restore proper greetings and keep society from spiraling into awkward silence?