Whose Hello is it Anyway?

In a world where greetings have been stolen and communication is collapsing, you play as an eccentric greeting detective. Your mission? To uncover the identities of people who have used various bizarre and outlandish greetings throughout history. Travel through different time periods and locations, engaging in witty banter, solving strange puzzles related to famous greetings, and collecting quirky greeting cards featuring historical figures. Each choice you make influences the outcome and determines who gets credit for the most ridiculous hello. Can you restore greetings to their former glory or will you find yourself trapped in a pun-filled purgatory?