Whose Hello is It Anyway?

In a world where every greeting holds the power to alter reality, players step into the shoes of a zany character at a comedy club that doubles as a multiverse portal! Each player must improvise interactions with bizarre patrons who possess unique abilities based on their greetings. As events unfold, they must deduce the origin of the mysterious 'Greetings Lord' who has disrupted the club's routine by manipulating hellos. Striking clever deals, forming alliances, and throwing shade become essential tactics in this interactive text adventure where every conversation can lead to outrageous outcomes.