Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In this quirky interactive text-based game, you play as an amateur stand-up comedian accidentally thrust into a parallel universe where greeting etiquette dictates power dynamics. Navigate a series of bizarre social scenarios where you must greet various eccentric characters in a way that cleverly affects the unfolding drama. Your choices determine the tone of the interactions, and whether you charm, annoy, or bewilder them. As you progress, unlock unique greeting styles and adapt to the hilariously strange customs of this universe. Can you become the ultimate master of greetings and win the annual 'Hello Games' festival?