Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In a world where greetings have become a criminal offense, players take on the role of a witty but down-on-their-luck private investigator in the quirky city of New Salutation. Your mission? To find out who is behind the sudden surge of unauthorized greetings that have driven the polite citizens into chaos. As you explore bizarre locations, from the Hall of Salutations to the Streeter's Nook, you'll encounter eccentric characters, each providing clues, misdirections, and a hearty serving of humor. Use your charm, quick thinking, and flippant remarks to piece together the mystery and restore order to civil interactions—or totally make things worse.