Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In this absurdist text-based adventure, you're a hapless postal worker in a quirky city where every citizen has a specific and bizarre way of greeting each other. One day, you accidentally misdeliver a package containing a powerful artifact that makes greetings performative and dramatic. Now, everyone's emotions are hyper-expressive, and people can be assigned greetings that create chaos or inadvertently solve their life's problems. Navigate through hilarious situations and conversations while you try to restore normality by identifying the true owner of the package. Will you survive the unruly waves of quirky interactions? Choices you make will affect your relationships and the ultimate outcome of the city's dynamic!