Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In this quirky text-based adventure, players take on the role of a hapless detective in a small, eccentric town where no one can remember who said 'hello' first. As the protagonist, you must navigate through a myriad of comedic characters, each blaming the other for the mysterious disappearance of their collective greetings. Players will interrogate suspects, solve bizarre puzzles, and partake in absurd scenarios while trying to unravel the truth behind the missing greetings, leading to a hilarious yet dramatic climax. Can you restore friendly greetings and embrace the ridiculousness of your confused town?