Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In this offbeat, text-based adventure, you play as a talented voice actor who finds themselves in a chaotic and surreal world where every encounter begins with a greeting. A deadpan authority figure, known as The Lord of Salutations, has ordered everyone to greet you with a unique 'hello' that reflects their essence. Your goal is to navigate through a series of bizarre settings—from a retro diner teeming with eccentric patrons to a haunted library with sassy ghosts—while collecting all the hellos you can. However, be wary! Hidden behind each greeting lies a secret or challenge that you must unravel to maintain your sanity and earn the ultimate title: The Master of Hellos. Will you savor the absurdity or get lost in a loop of awkward greetings?