Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In this wacky interactive text-based game, you play as a quirky private detective in a surreal city where every person's hello can trigger chaos, confusion, or hilarity. As you traverse the streets filled with bizarre characters and unexpected scenarios, you must solve the mystery of who made hellos go wrong. Each interaction leads to a unique sequence of events based on the way you respond to characters. Can you untangle the web of salutations, friendships, and absurdities while keeping your sense of humor intact?