Whose Hello is it Anyway?

In this provocative interactive text-based adventure, you play as a freelance social media manager in a quirky dystopian world where 'hellos' can be trademarked, and misusing greetings leads to scandalous legal battles. Navigate complex social dynamics, negotiate absurd deals, and uncover a conspiracy to monopolize interactions while balancing your online persona. You'll encounter eccentric characters, including a rival influencer, a paranoid lawyer, and a celebrity cat who owns its own greeting. The choices you make will affect your reputation, followers, and the unfolding narrative in an unpredictable, comedic fashion.