Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In this wildly unpredictable text-based adventure, you play as Alex, a professional 'Hello' consultant who travels the world teaching people the nuanced art of greeting. Armed with a quirky manual and a flair for dramatics, you find yourself in bizarre situations where your greeting choices lead to hilarious outcomes—from misadventures at a high-stakes gala to awkward encounters in the elevator of a corporate skyscraper. With each decision, the responses of non-playable characters become increasingly outrageous, and conflicts escalate in the most unexpected ways. Your witty repartee and comedic timing will determine how well you can finesse the perfectly crafted hello!