Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In this quirky interactive text-based adventure, you play as a desperate wordsmith battling through a chaotic, dream-like world where greetings take on a life of their own. Every time you say 'hello,' the very fabric of reality shifts, unleashing bizarre characters and unpredictable scenarios. Your goal? Navigate through an ever-changing landscape filled with random encounters and hilarious dialogue choices to uncover the truth behind a mysterious "Greeting Cult" that's been twisting everyday pleasantries into absurdity. Will you break the curse of the bland 'hello' or end up lost in conversation forever?