In this quirky text-based adventure, you play as a sardonic detective who is tasked with solving a peculiar crime: a series of bizarre and unexplained greetings across the city. From overly enthusiastic 'Hellos' to mysterious whispers of 'Hey you!', each greeting comes with its own eccentric character, each hiding secrets and sometimes a touch of absurdity. As you navigate this comedic world, you must interview colorful characters, decipher clues, and piece together the truth behind the city's joyous yet baffling salutation epidemic. Will you uncover the mastermind behind this greeting frenzy before you greet your end?