Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In a world where greetings are literal currency, players step into the shoes of a struggling 'Greetist' in a bustling metropolis. Each day, you must choose the right greeting for various eccentric characters to earn your living. From grumpy old librarians to overly enthusiastic hamster trainers, the bold choices you make will lead to unexpected consequences and dramatic (and often hilarious) encounters. Navigate a branching narrative filled with quirky dialogues, absurd scenarios, and the hidden meaning behind every salutation. Will you master the art of social exchange or end up jobless on the streets?