Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In a lively, bustling metropolis where greetings are taxed and courtesy is strictly regulated, players step into the snarky shoes of Jax, a professional 'greeter' whose job is to deliver the perfect hello to every unique citizen. However, when a rogue metric system threatens to overhaul the greeting culture into something purely robotic, Jax must navigate a series of absurd encounters, hilarious misunderstandings, and ethical quandaries. The game features branching stories where players can choose witty responses and clever actions to unravel quirky character backstories while retaining their charm. Your choices impact the city's future and your reputation, leading to multiple endings packed with laughs and bizarre twists.