Step into the outrageous shoes of Max, a quirky telemarketer who discovers their coworker has gained the bizarre ability to literally steal greetings from others. As you navigate the zany world of office politics, misunderstandings, and unconventional greetings, you'll make choices that influence your hilariously unpredictable interactions with colleagues, clients, and even the occasional talking plant. Can you uncover the mystery behind these absurd salutation thefts while keeping your job and your sanity intact?