Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

If greetings were grenades, I’d be the only one left standing—unless someone says 'Yo!'

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In this interactive text-based game, you play as a washed-up linguist who accidentally finds themselves at the center of a supernatural mystery when an ancient phrase goes awry, causing people to misidentify every greeting they say. As the chaos unfolds, you'll encounter a cast of quirky characters—including a conspiracy theorist grandma and a sarcastic ghost—while trying to solve the riddle of the phrase before it drives everyone mad. Players must navigate different scenarios based on their dialogue choices, piecing together clues from conversations and uncovering the hidden truths behind people's greetings. Will you reclaim normalcy, or will you be forever stuck in a 'hello' hell?