Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In this interactive text-based adventure, you play as a down-on-their-luck failed comedian who unexpectedly finds themselves in a bizarre world where greetings have power. When a wordsmith cult kidnaps your best friend, you must navigate a series of outrageous social gatherings and unearth the truth behind the cult's sinister plan to control social interactions. Use your comedic skills to charmingly talk your way out of tricky situations, while deciphering clues hidden in witty banter. The choices you make will determine whether you save your friend or become the cult's newest punchline.