Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you play as a quirky detective in a bustling city where everyone seems to greet you with a mysterious 'hello,' but no one knows where it comes from. As you navigate humorous dialogues and unexpected twists, you'll interview an array of eccentric characters, including a philosophical cat, a retired mime, and a conspiracy theorist barista. Your task is to unravel the enigma of the ubiquitous greetings while keeping your sanity intact—who's behind this cryptic 'hello,' and why does it always come with an awkward pause? Your choices determine the outcome, leading to multiple hilariously absurd endings!