Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

When life gives you a 'hello', make it a historical roast!

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In this wildly absurd interactive text-based adventure, players step into the shoes of Charlie, a quirky greeting card writer who wakes up one morning to find out that every 'hello' around the world has mysteriously become a personal greeting from famous historical figures. As Charlie, you'll navigate through hilarious scenarios where every greeting leads to unexpected situations—like having Shakespeare critique your poetry before a romantic date or receiving unsolicited motivational speeches from a disgruntled Napoleon. Your choices will determine which characters you meet, the ridiculous events you experience, and the fate of your career as a writer. Get ready to laugh, cringe, and ponder the deeper meanings of human connection, all while trying to untangle the fabric of reality one 'hello' at a time.