Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In this witty and whimsical interactive text-based game, players assume the role of a contemporary greeting card writer who finds themselves unexpectedly thrust into a world where the concept of 'hello' can shift the balance of reality. A peculiar cosmic event has caused everyone's greetings to manifest in unexpected ways, leading to zany conflicts over proper etiquette across various dimensions. As the protagonist, you will navigate through a kaleidoscope of eccentric characters, from over-the-top Hallmark villains to sarcastic sentient greetings. Explore different story paths that can lead to hilarious misunderstandings, unexpected friendships, or utterly absurd confrontations, all while trying to restore the meaning behind a simple 'hello' before chaos reigns supreme!