Whose Hello is it Anyway?

In a world where greetings are literal magic, you play as a washed-up magician who accidentally discovers a book of forbidden greetings that can alter reality. With a motley crew of eccentric allies and bizarre enemies, you must navigate through a chaotic landscape where every 'hello' can summon creatures, trap the unsuspecting, or even unravel time itself. Unravel a mystery involving lost greetings and confront the sinister Greeting Guild before they capture the magic for themselves. Engage in witty banter, make choices that affect the world, and explore a town where the power of salutation reigns supreme!