In a world where greetings dictate social status, you play as Ben, an ordinary citizen caught in an extraordinary competition called 'The Big Hello.' Players must navigate through quirky neighborhoods packed with eccentric characters, each presenting unique hellos that you must master. Engage in witty banter, form alliances, and cleverly manipulate the outcomes of encounter sequences to ascend through this bizarre hierarchy. Your choices dictate which greetings you can learn and who you'll befriend, with ridiculous twisty endings lurking around every corner.