Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

If greetings can start a war, I’m ready to be the next greeting commander!

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Dive into a hilariously twisted world where the fabric of social interactions has unraveled, and the simple act of saying 'hello' leads to a series of absurd and dramatic consequences. Players step into the shoes of Wally, a down-on-his-luck stand-up comedian who finds himself unwittingly entangled in a bizarre competition between eccentric factions who believe that controlling greetings will grant them ultimate social power. Navigate through a series of wacky scenarios, solve the mystery behind the 'Hello Wars', and make choices that could either mend communities or ignite chaos. You'll meet a colorful cast of characters, each with their own backstory and greeting style, influence your relationships, and craft your own signature 'hello'. But remember, every decision has ramifications, and in this game, your words are your weapons!