In a world where people communicate through greetings, you, the charmingly unqualified 'Greeting Detective', are thrust into the chaos of a city where everyone’s hello is tied to a significant secret. As you interact with quirky citizens—from a mime who refuses to speak to a conspiracy theorist convinced hellos are a government plot—you must unravel who holds the most scandalous 'hello' of all. Each choice you make leads to a different reveal and hilarity ensues as you discover how deep the rabbit hole of social niceties goes. Solve bizarre puzzles, form eccentric alliances, and collect unique hellos that can either save or shatter lives.