Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

If greetings were a currency, I’d be a millionaire… in awkward silences!

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In this playful interactive text-based game, you play as Chaz, a professional 'Hello' dealer in a bustling metropolis where greetings are traded like currency. Each encounter presents a uniquely outrageous character—ranging from eccentric artists to paranoid conspiracy theorists—who each require a specific type of greeting to progress. As you navigate through their absurd demands, your choices shape the narrative and ultimately determine how much 'Hello' credit you accumulate. With quick wit and clever banter, you must decide how to greet each character, using wordplay and humor to keep the story moving. Will you become the ultimate 'Hello' mogul or face the quirky consequences of your choices?