Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

You are a quirky assistant at the world's most bizarre greeting card company, where each card expresses a unique, strange sentiment. One day, the company's founder goes missing, leaving behind a trail of outrageous card drafts and clues in the form of terrible puns. As you navigate the absurd world of greeting card writers, eccentric customers, and hidden secrets in the office, you must gather colorful characters and piece together the mystery of who took the founder and why—while keeping your sense of humor intact. Each choice leads to new hilarity or disaster, ensuring that nothing is quite what it seems.