In a world where all greetings have been stolen, you play as Sam Witty, a disgraced former greeting card writer who has discovered a sinister plot: a rival company is hijacking all greetings and customizing them for their own nefarious purposes. Explore wacky locations—such as the Underground Greeting Caverns and the Department of Awkward Silence—while interacting with a cast of eccentric characters. Choose your words carefully as every conversation can lead to laughter, confusion, or unexpected consequences. Unravel the mystery of the stolen salutations as you race against time to reclaim everyone's rightful 'hello!'