In a world where greetings are a form of currency, the player assumes the role of *Sal*, a struggling 'Warm Welcomer.' As you navigate through a bustling metropolis filled with quirky characters, your goal is to uncover the mysteries surrounding the infamous 'Sociopolitical Greetings Society' (SGS). The SGS has monopolized the art of greeting, leaving regular folks like you desperate to reclaim the right to say 'hello' in creative and outrageous ways. Engage in witty dialogue, make moral choices, and uncover secrets tied to the city’s history, all while exploring how greetings shape social classes and relationships. The player must decide whether to conform to the SGS’s rigid rules or send the whole system sideways with radical new greetings.