Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In this fast-paced interactive text adventure, you play as a nameless protagonist trapped in a surreal world where people inexplicably greet each other with bizarre and unique greetings. Your goal? Unravel the mystery behind the Greetings Guild, a secret society responsible for the absurdities of social interactions. As you navigate through encounters with quirky characters, you'll choose how to respond to increasingly outrageous greetings. Each choice shapes your relationships with these characters and ultimately leads to one of multiple absurd endings—ranging from becoming the Supreme Greetmaster to being permanently banished to a realm where 'hello' doesn't exist. The humor is sharp, the dialogue playful, and each interaction challenges your wit and creativity as you strive to find your voice in this eccentric world.