Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In a quirky world where greetings dictate social status, you play as Ivo, a professional 'Greeter' in the bustling city of Hi-Tropolis. Your job is to master the art of hello-ing, as each unique greeting opens doors to new opportunities—or hilarious disasters! Navigate through a series of absurd encounters, from greeting rivals who are attempting to dethrone you as the top Greeter to avoiding awkward silences with a boss who can't take a joke. Choose your greetings wisely as you build your network, influence, and reputation in the city. The game features branching narratives and zany characters, where every choice you make leads to absurdly funny consequences. Will you rise to become Hi-Tropolis's ultimate greeter or will you crash and burn in a comedy of errors?