Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you play as a professional greeting writer in a world where greetings are literally a matter of life and death. Set in a bustling metropolis where societal norms have degraded into a competitive culture of superficial pleasantries, your character must navigate a series of dramatic encounters filled with quirky clients needing customized greetings for special events — from weddings to bizarre holiday celebrations. Each choice affects your reputation and unlocks different storylines, revealing mysteries about the city's rigid greeting laws, and your character's lost past. Will you craft the ultimate greeting that saves a friendship or botch it all with a poorly timed pun?