Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Step into the shoes of Jamie, a witty yet anxious linguistics student who finds themselves at the center of a bizarre social experiment hosted by a mysterious professor. Each chapter introduces Jamie to a new group of eccentric characters, including a melodramatic poet, a conspiracy theorist, and a brilliant but socially awkward AI enthusiast. Players must navigate increasingly absurd scenarios where they choose how to respond to various greetings—'hello', 'hi', 'howdy', or even ‘greetings, earthling’—in a way that impacts character dynamics and the unfolding story. Explore the hilarious misunderstandings, dramatic confrontations, and unexpected friendships that arise from each choice, revealing deeper themes of identity and communication in a digital age. Your decisions will ultimately lead to multiple endings, each filled with humor and unexpected twists.