Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In a bizarre, alternate reality where greetings are a matter of life and death, players must navigate through towns and cities struggling with greeting chaos. In each location, the player's choices in how to say 'hello' and interact with quirky characters determine the fate of social interactions. From comically aggressive rival greeters to overly dramatic sentiment-analysis robots, players must piece together the mystery of who started the Great Greeting Crisis and how to stop the ensuing chaos before it spreads worldwide. Will you bring back proper greetings or end up in an endless loop of awkwardness?