Step into the mischievous shoes of Drew, a struggling stand-up comedian who finds themselves tangled in a series of bizarre encounters at a chaotic open mic night. The catch? Each act involves a wild assortment of eccentric characters - from an avant-garde poet to a punk rock ventriloquist - each more colorful than the last. As the host, you must navigate the unpredictable dynamics, pick sides in absurd conflicts, and construct hilarious punchlines that resonate with the audience. Using a branching narrative system, your choices will determine whether Drew becomes the star of the night or the laughingstock. Will you woo the crowd with brilliance or sink into the pitfalls of comedic disaster? Gather your wits, embrace the shenanigans, and decipher: whose hello is it anyway?