Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In a quirky, post-apocalyptic world where greetings have become the most valuable currency, players take on the role of 'Above-Board', a witty socialite trying to navigate through a chaotic marketplace filled with eccentric characters. Each character has their own unique way of saying 'hello,' and it's up to you to deduce their true intentions based on their greetings. Each interaction could either lead you to fortune or betrayal as you piece together the puzzle of who holds the key to the last known location of the Great Greeting Vault. Use your charm and wit to make allies, unravel secrets, and ultimately discover the mastermind behind the chaos.